Dr. Quack's Origin Story, First Book @2009, Products
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Yup, Dr. Quack was publishing on how to cure pandemics since 2009.
“WTF kinda quackery is that?? I have never seen such a hideous and unprofessional book.”
[The book research began around 2004, published in 2009, and also covered a USAF/ DARPA plan to rapidly fabricate homeopathic (hormesis) remedies involving heavy-lift and supersonic aircraft sending medicine abroad using the 463L pallet system, Containerized Delivery System & air drop, confetti drug release over cities, and packing medicine into gutted MK-82 bombs. Plus, a grassroots protocol for antidote manufacture everywhere. And, some coverage of future Star Trek digital medicine & treatments by .mp3 file for cheap, global medicine for all.]
Congratulations! You are now the victim of Dr. Quack’s subliminal messaging. The manner in which the book’s serious contents were presented has not soared its sales like a wildfire, but it has the intended effect of making people pick it up in-person out of curiosity alone.
The subliminal programming is probably off; for it induces some to buy and others not. The contents inside are too detailed and technical for most. Others really enjoy the read, but are typically medical doctors more so than even homeopaths. The duck throwing insults at them may be part of that interest. They like the roasting.
The unintended effect yet better than money is that all yo mamas, wives, and your granny, too….they can’t resist the duck. Everywhere the duck goes that they gaze upon the book cover in a relaxed setting, they just throw themselves at Dr. Quack.😎
$29.44 Paperback (color)
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$9.99 (Digital, color)
Book Summary
“A believer in power of the pen over tyranny of the state, Dr. Quack has influenced the minds and practice of about 100,000 physicians, researchers, and patients in his field with about 40,000 once reached regularly. Homeopathy has over 100,000 professional quacks and 500,000,000 patients worldwide.
The reader will learn the straight scoop on the good, the bad, and the ugly to homeopathy.
Along with information on cancer treatment, you will learn how to defend yourself, friends, and family from Swine Flu and other strains of the future among a "taboo" field of medicine that squashes plague with dirt cheap remedy.
Chapter 1 covers an intro to homeopathy.
Chapter 2 and the Appendix are massive sections devoted to homeopathy's science, physics, and ongoing research.
Chapter 3 covers a plan, remedies, and methods for defense of the United States from plagues.
250 pages. Including a very powerful index which makes this book a valuable physician's desk reference for decades to come!
*Note: These 1st editions were quickly printed in response to the Swine Flu pandemic. A few images are slightly blurry. Many of the "excalibur" links were lost during the www.MolecularDyne.com website crash and URL loss (Dr. Quack forgot to renew his URL and maintain the site when his Mama Ducky died.)
The book is published in a Windows (Homeopathy) for Dummies cartoon style with satire to upkeep reader attention through some dry areas.
Comic book format was chosen by the author because self-published works typically sell very little -- which adds to early print edition rarity. Early buyers can read, have autographed, and CGC encase each limited edition. As revisions and styles change, these earlier prints should have some collector value into the future.
The color edition, though most costly, has the best pictures. The black & white edition is excellent on content and suitable on images. The eBook format exists in order to spread the content digitally at lower cost to a global audience in often economically distressed nations.
The author has practiced as a classical homeopath since 2004. Since 2012, he typically scores 98% accuracy on patient first-time prescriptions rendering symptom and pathology relief due to original Hahnemann way, study under some of the top homeopaths in the world, and mixed with his own style formed among years of research. Typical clinician scores among the best professors in the world are reported to be around 60% accuracy, with additional patient relief on subsequent visits.
Though the art is very real (not at all quackery) and the science behind it is evolving in understanding (which the author has contributed to), the practice of homeopathy can vary anywhere from horrible and dangerous quackery, to average, above average, to continually miraculous in relief and cure. The book explains many of the art's merits and flaws, along with its exciting promise as future medicine.
About the Author
“Proudly never without "controversy" and scandal, His Royal Duckiness, Sir Quacksalot, the Duke of Quackington (whom ye serfs may address as Dr. Quack or General Quack), is the deranged, often vulgar, and egotistical "voice in the head" which diabolically possesses and afflicts an otherwise humble and nice American weapons scientist and engineer.
The victim of such duck possession - more like a young Dr. Q -- spends the majority of his professional time outside the area of homeopathy and presently on aerospace R&D issues of the Exotic Vacuum. The author would like to spend more time in homeopathy's study, practice, research, plague, and cancer treatment in the decades ahead. His website archives may be found at www.MolecularDyne.com and this is also interlaced with the Hpathy.com forum where user "DocQuack" has made casual posts since May 2007.
Laughter being the best medicine, we have a lot of fun with this gig. The propagandist scum on the Big Pharma dole are always calling us quacks, but they do not get that pleasure with Dr. Quack who proudly enjoys the title!
Our craft enjoys the trust of patients in each country about as follows: 64% of India, 58% of Brazil, 53% of Chile, 49% of Saudi Arabia, 49% of UAE, 40% of France, 28% of Russia, 27% of Germany, 18% of USA, and 15% of England. In India alone, there are over 400,000 professional homeopaths, some 13,000 new homeopaths trained yearly, and over 1.3 million regular users.
Each day that Conventional Medicine breaches its sacred trust with the patient and deviously enslaves them for greed, we quacks and patients only grow more numerous as an army.
Dr. Quack enjoys his history among physicians as the first and only duck - despite all racism barriers --- to ever waddle up the ranks of professional respectability among his fellow quacks! He is the obsessive detective duck who has solved the physics mystery to why homeopathic remedies work as they do, and professes a variety of other lessons through our growing comic book empire!
Because we make real scientific history, when we crank out serious technical publications, we release them in Limited & Collector's Edition comics like cutting loose Issue #1 of Super Man or Daffy Duck.”
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Substack buyers of the paperback can contact Dr. Quack to receive a code string as a digital signature on limited editions before the covers change again. Hand-signed copies are extremely rare where meeting in-person or at events.
Stay tuned for Dr. Quack’s supplements! (Store lost the duck’s account and is digging.)
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