2/23/2025 - UPDATE
Dr. Quack joined X.com and Substack in December 2024. His X.com page has presently 88 followers, most of whom appear to be scammers and camgirls. He presently follows 116 people. This substack now has 834 views, 4 free subscribers, 0 paid.
That traffic has come from fun trolling the pages of Elon Musk, President Trump, DOGE, and other big MAGA figures with many followers; Plus our anti-vax medical friends and MAGA friends. However, replies to their pages only exist in view for awhile. Others replying drown out our noise. New posts drown out our noise. Elon, DOGE, and Trump people appear to have picked up our noise and echo concepts from the substacks, which is good! Part of why we do it! 🥳
This format doesn't escalate traffic to the substacks nor subcribers fast enough. Dr.Quack reluctant to release an open-source battery project into that deadness with no substantial gains. The ship is taking on water, but just a little and still sailing. We will right her!
Quack Werx wants to cultivate a subscribing audience of at least a first 100 free subscribers and eventually building to at least 1000 paid subscribers in order to justify any open-sourcing as a business model. Right now, subscriptions are free but you’re welcome to join the higher tier of paid subscribers to access open-sourced projects and key posts.
Tests on post engagement and follow-through reveal a need to change our marketing methods. Coming our hair, being more polite, being professional, speaking the Woketard words like “sustainability” and not being blatantly MAGA would grow our blog faster, and yet then we’d have a mix of Woketard and MAGA subscribers which is good for keeping forums sticky, but is just too much Woketard noise. That is a soul-sapping direction of the corporate world and we might as well just accept their sensitivity training if so.
Ducky will not be tamed by mere mortals.
AI recommends we do the usual marketing hype with posts: “Get this hot deal now!” kinda thing. No, Ducky lacks the words for it but that’s kinda tacky. We’re like high-end technical call girls, not gutter sluts. Why should we bother with open-sourcing unless it gives our concept output consideration in high places or generates suitable revenue? We’re not communists or a charity. We don’t twaffic in children with the Democrat NGOs! 🤣
We want to grow a larger and regular audience, but, ideally, not having any of the worthless Woketards! All MAGA exclusive preferably.🥰 When we are ready to release the open-source battery project as kickoff, we have some key groups to notify which will rapidly stir engagement. For now, still probing and learning.
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This substack link goes to our previous post which has an overview of present key projects:
Dr. Quack Open Letter to POTUS, DOGE, The Elon. Re: Upcoming Energy Systems, COINTEL, Human Twafficking. How to return American aggression & security for emerging science.
We are quackgynistic Toxic Duckulinity….be it duckspread and ducksplained!